Toilet Talk

I'd like to address another topic regarding public restrooms: hairs left on the toilet seat.

Now, it may just be my own fear of hair (Is there a word for fear of hair? I'm looking it up now…okay, I found a few but I think my personal issues are far less severe), but I find loose hair on a toilet seat particularly disgusting.

Let's talk about the different types of hair one might find in this location:
Long, dark hair
Long, light hair
Short, dark hair
Short, light hair
Short, dark, curly hair

The last of these is by far the worst.

So another rule for toilet usage: Ladies, if you get up to flush, and see one of your hairs left on the seat (any of these types, not just the pube-esque), please remove it. Blow it onto the floor, brush it into the bowl with a piece of toilet paper--just get rid of it.

Blech.