T-T-T-Toilet Face T-T-Toilet Face

I'd like to put something gross in a toilet in a public restroom, and then install a hidden camera to see the looks on people's faces when they open the stall door. I'd use the third or fourth stall--those always seem to be the most often used and have the most disgusting things in them. It'd be hilarious.

I wondered why half the time I post it's toilet-related, but then I remembered I work in a building with a number of people who have very little toiletiquette.

Yeah, I just made that up. Remain in awe of my tremendous vocabulation skills.

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Toilet Talk

I'd like to address another topic regarding public restrooms: hairs left on the toilet seat.

Now, it may just be my own fear of hair (Is there a word for fear of hair? I'm looking it up now…okay, I found a few but I think my personal issues are far less severe), but I find loose hair on a toilet seat particularly disgusting.

Let's talk about the different types of hair one might find in this location:
Long, dark hair
Long, light hair
Short, dark hair
Short, light hair
Short, dark, curly hair

The last of these is by far the worst.

So another rule for toilet usage: Ladies, if you get up to flush, and see one of your hairs left on the seat (any of these types, not just the pube-esque), please remove it. Blow it onto the floor, brush it into the bowl with a piece of toilet paper--just get rid of it.

Blech.

Dear Mars, Inc.

This is unacceptable.



ONE red Skittle?

I do understand that this is a "Fun Size" pouch, but this should be an adequate sampling of a regularly sized bag.

Ridiculous.