Thursday, September 2, 2010

Jello Shots

Wow, it's been three full months since my last post! I've been quite busy.

But I return to you today to discuss something I find rather disturbing:




Jello injections.

One of two things is happening here--the person who wrote this sign has never actually seen a jello shot, or this Chicago diner is serving up a dangerous concoction. It may only cost $1, but I can't see the benefit in having a semi-solid shot into my veins. Ouch.

On the plus side, this is a good way to discourage your kids from drinking. "I know you heard your brother and his college friends talking about how much fun they had with jello shots, but see this sign right here? Remember when you went to the doctor last? Yeah, it hurts, doesn't it? That's right. Jello shots are bad and hurt a lot."