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Friday, January 30, 2009
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Wet/Icy Roads = Fricking Idiots
It's been quite wet and icy around here lately, which begs the question: Why do people start driving like FRICKING IDIOTS in these road conditions? These aren't bad driving conditions. They're bad DRIVER conditions.
This is the general dialogue I believe is taking place within these cars:
Idiot Passenger: Oh my god. AN ICE! Drive as slow as you can!
Idiot Driver: Ooh, okay.
OR
Idiot Passenger: A RAIN! Slam on your brakes! There could be more rains around!
Idiot Driver: -Gasp- Okay!
Personally, I'm convinced that the reason there are accidents in bad weather is because people who are driving a normal speed suddenly come upon some idiot going 10 mph. That's when the brake-slamming causes an issue. I just don't get it. I've witnessed people slam on their brakes the minute a rain droplet touches their windshield. Why do people seem to think that THAT is safe?
It's been a while since I learned to drive, but I have a sneaking suspicion that "Go 25 mph on the highway if it's raining" is not part of the class.
Don't get me wrong--I can see slowing down if the rain is coming down so hard you can't see. But that's what the WIPER BLADES are for. TURN THEM ON.
Rant complete.
This is the general dialogue I believe is taking place within these cars:
Idiot Passenger: Oh my god. AN ICE! Drive as slow as you can!
Idiot Driver: Ooh, okay.
OR
Idiot Passenger: A RAIN! Slam on your brakes! There could be more rains around!
Idiot Driver: -Gasp- Okay!
Personally, I'm convinced that the reason there are accidents in bad weather is because people who are driving a normal speed suddenly come upon some idiot going 10 mph. That's when the brake-slamming causes an issue. I just don't get it. I've witnessed people slam on their brakes the minute a rain droplet touches their windshield. Why do people seem to think that THAT is safe?
It's been a while since I learned to drive, but I have a sneaking suspicion that "Go 25 mph on the highway if it's raining" is not part of the class.
Don't get me wrong--I can see slowing down if the rain is coming down so hard you can't see. But that's what the WIPER BLADES are for. TURN THEM ON.
Rant complete.
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Really, T.O.?
Really? Terrell Owens is getting a reality show? I guess I'd better get my popcorn ready. By the end of it, he'll probably be blaming the matchmakers for not finding him a woman.
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